Saturday, March 28, 2015

[News] The Worst Rudo Trio Return from Mexico! "WE ARE... KYOU HON GAN!!"

From KJPW's Tokyo offices, a press conference was held by former Pro-Wrestling FURY Jr. Heavyweight Star, "The Outlaw" Kyoto Okazaki -- in addition to the duo known as HOT LIMIT, Wataru Yamada and Keisuke Rongai. For months, the three have raised their portfolio with a joint excursion of Mexico with several high profile wins, along with many championships -- including the AALL Tag Team titles currently held by Yamada and Rongai, and the AALL Intercontinental Welterweight title currently held by Okazaki.

While posing in front of the newly unveiled emblem for KJPW with their AALL-sanctioned belts, the three explicitly declared their intent to return to their home soil on a full-time basis -- with KJPW being their desired "home." Of course, the three have no plans to rescind their "rudo" ways. In fact, the three made a pact to cause chaos and disorder throughout the "Kingdom," beginning with the 4/17 KING × KING event!

"Eh? Yamato!?" Rongai jokingly exclaimed. "That dinosaur Asakino always lectured us about? He's still alive? Really!?" The three shared a sleazy laugh -- perhaps patting themselves on the back a bit too much. Yamato's 4/17 opponent Kazuma Fujita was not spared the trios blunt cruelty. "Are you in financial debt, Fujita-sensei?" Okazaki mockingly asked, being one of Fujita's former students. "Why else would you be wrestling so suddenly...? Weren't you supposed to retire? This is quick even by pro-wrestling standards!"

While showing their AALL titles for all of the press to see, Okazaki recanted writers with their exploits in Mexico -- perhaps even embellishing. The fact checkers are still trying to confirm whether or not a 250,000 seat bull ring even exists in Mexico. Okazaki claimed that they were assaulted every night by fans with batteries and cups of "warm liquid" -- angry watching their national heroes humiliated by a group of three "punks" from Japan. Once again, the three reiterated their allegiance to the "rudo ways," and said they would form a "cancerous evil" that would rot KJPW from the inside... This triggered the silent Yamada to exclaim, "I got it!" Using a piece of paper abruptly taken from a reporter, Yamada began scribbling to himself for a moment, causing Kyoto and Rongai to awkwardly ask Yamada what he was doing. Finally, Yamada turned the paper around, showing a series of Kanji characters. The characters read: 凶 叛 癌, or "KYOU" "HON" "GAN." In English, the meaning roughly translates to... Rebel Outlaws of Cancerous Evil. Rongai flatly rejected his partner's suggestion, saying the name was far too annoying to say. Somehow, this endeared the name to Kyoto even more. "Kyou Hon Gan... KyouHonGan... KYOUHONGAN! AHAHAHA! ...Yes, that is very annoying to say." Without missing a beat, Okazaki exchanged confirming glances with Yamada and Rongai, between officially declaring their group KYOU HON GAN.

The three joked about the "pitiful" state of KJPW's roster, with Yamada saying he wasn't even sure who was on the active roster. "I think they wheel Go (Taniguchi) out for the kids sometimes. If he can somehow lose 55kg, I will gladly defend my title! It's a rough cut to Welterweight, Go-tan!" Kyoto joked. To close, the three briefly dropped the aloof demeanors and put every Junior Heavyweight worth their weight on notice: If you want to face the best, come to the KJPW mat. However, all three promised to hold nothing back, and vowed to raise the status of the under-appreciated weight class with their own flavor. While the press conference wrapped up shortly after, Okazaki coyly teased reporters, hinting that they were bringing "friends from Mexico."

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