From KJPW's
Tokyo offices, a press conference was held by former Pro-Wrestling FURY Jr.
Heavyweight Star, "The Outlaw" Kyoto Okazaki -- in addition to the
duo known as HOT LIMIT, Wataru Yamada and Keisuke Rongai. For months, the three
have raised their portfolio with a joint excursion of Mexico with several high
profile wins, along with many championships -- including the AALL Tag Team
titles currently held by Yamada and Rongai, and the AALL Intercontinental
Welterweight title currently held by Okazaki.
While posing
in front of the newly unveiled emblem for KJPW with their AALL-sanctioned belts,
the three explicitly declared their intent to return to their home soil on a
full-time basis -- with KJPW being their desired "home." Of course, the
three have no plans to rescind their "rudo" ways. In fact, the three
made a pact to cause chaos and disorder throughout the "Kingdom," beginning
with the 4/17 KING × KING event!
"Eh? Yamato!?" Rongai jokingly
exclaimed. "That dinosaur Asakino always lectured us about? He's still
alive? Really!?" The three
shared a sleazy laugh -- perhaps patting themselves on the back a bit too much. Yamato's 4/17 opponent
Kazuma Fujita was not spared the trios blunt cruelty. "Are you in
financial debt, Fujita-sensei?"
Okazaki mockingly asked, being one of Fujita's former students. "Why else
would you be wrestling so suddenly...? Weren't
you supposed to retire? This is quick even by pro-wrestling
standards!"
While showing their AALL titles for all of
the press to see, Okazaki recanted writers with their exploits in Mexico --
perhaps even embellishing. The fact checkers are still trying to confirm
whether or not a 250,000 seat bull ring even exists in Mexico. Okazaki claimed
that they were assaulted every night by fans with batteries and cups of
"warm liquid" -- angry watching their national heroes humiliated by a
group of three "punks" from Japan. Once again, the three reiterated
their allegiance to the "rudo ways," and said they would form a
"cancerous evil" that would rot KJPW from the inside... This
triggered the silent Yamada to exclaim, "I got it!" Using a piece of
paper abruptly taken from a reporter, Yamada began scribbling to himself for a
moment, causing Kyoto and Rongai to awkwardly ask Yamada what he was doing.
Finally, Yamada turned the paper around, showing a series of Kanji characters.
The characters read: 凶 叛 癌, or "KYOU" "HON"
"GAN." In English, the meaning roughly translates to... Rebel Outlaws of Cancerous Evil. Rongai
flatly rejected his partner's suggestion, saying the name was far too annoying
to say. Somehow, this endeared the name to Kyoto even more. "Kyou Hon Gan...
KyouHonGan... KYOUHONGAN! AHAHAHA! ...Yes,
that is very annoying to say." Without missing a beat, Okazaki
exchanged confirming glances with Yamada and Rongai, between officially
declaring their group KYOU HON GAN.
The three joked about the "pitiful"
state of KJPW's roster, with Yamada saying he wasn't even sure who was on the
active roster. "I think they wheel Go (Taniguchi) out for the kids
sometimes. If he can somehow lose 55kg, I will gladly defend my title! It's
a rough cut to Welterweight, Go-tan!" Kyoto joked. To close, the three briefly
dropped the aloof demeanors and put every Junior Heavyweight worth their weight
on notice: If you want to face the best, come to the KJPW mat. However, all
three promised to hold nothing back, and vowed to raise the status of the
under-appreciated weight class with their own flavor. While the press
conference wrapped up shortly after, Okazaki coyly teased reporters, hinting
that they were bringing "friends from Mexico."
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